Time for a Community tag post! This one looked like a particularly fun one, and after the lovely Irina from I Drink and Watch Anime specifically requested me to do one about games, who was I to refuse?
The original tag came from The Awkward Book Blogger and was based around, as you might expect, books — but it has since expanded to encompass anime and now, thanks to my contribution, games as well.
So let’s jump right in. After the jump. Jumpy jumpy jump.
Accept and thank your challenger(s) by linking back to their post.
HAI IRINA, CAN U HEAR MEEEEE
Make a post of one-sentence summaries/roasts of at least five
books manga anime games.
Hold your horses, it’s coming, it’s coming. And there’s a lot more than five. Sorry not sorry.
Link back to The Awkward Book Blogger so she can see your post.
HAI AWKWARD BOOK BLOGGER, I TOO AM AWKWARD AND CAN READ
Challenge as many or as few people as you want!
Okay! I challenge… err…
- SpasticSurgeon since they’re a new follower and left a nice comment 🙂
- JonSpencer if he hasn’t already had a tag for this one, which he almost certainly has by now.
- IPlayedTheGame because it’s always nice to see likes and comments from him.
- Baud Attitude because his posts are always very enjoyable, and I have great admiration for him enduring all things Halo right now!
- Arthifis has probably already had a tag for this, but here’s another one anyway; he’s one of the nicest people on the Internet and deserves your love!
On the case.
I thought I’d start with some summaries of my previous Cover Game features, and then perhaps move on to some other favourites if I still felt like writing something. If these single-sentence summaries pique your interest, you can click on the headings to find out more (much more!) about each of them.
Okay, let’s begin!
Titty ninjas fight on the beaches as a highly effective coping mechanism.
Do you remember the Sega Dreamcast?
Possibly my favourite RPG of all time, and considerably more than a “creepy, porn-lite dungeon crawler”.
My wife insists on calling it “Yeast”, which is frankly rather disrespectful to one of the longest running and best action RPG series out there.
Now you too can make games that people will complain about on Steam.
The turn-based RPG equivalent of those levels in Super Mario World that everyone hated.
If you enjoyed Gabriel Dropout, you’ll definitely like this.
Tsunako art, grumpy protagonist and a fine cast of waifus make for a wonderfully enjoyable RPG.
Cute boys hang out and save the world when they feel like it.
Lesbian vampire demon slaughters hordes of monsters in the name of holding back the night.
If you thought you had problems in your teenage years, the story of Yuuji and his five new ladyfriends will make you feel a lot better.
Cute girls fight Shinto demons, also gay happens.
Robot with shapely butt muses on the nature of existence.
Clockwork planet stops ticking, so cute girls and pet robots are sent in to get it going again.
Cat filled with stars helps cute girl become the world’s nicest superhero.
Master is a horny pastry puffer, but his cats don’t seem to have too much of a problem with that.
Fan-baiting expansion features the game’s best villain to date.
Everything you knew about history was wrong.
ONE MORE WIN, IT’S RIDGE RAAAACEERRRRR, A RIDGE RAAAACEERRRR, I FEEL THE NEED FOR SPEED
Everyone knows the best cure to loneliness is molestation and dice games.
If the only hero available is Rance, do you still want to be saved?
A video game about personified video game consoles playing a video game.
More than just Mega Man.
Weaponised waifus — can you collect them all?
Sad ballerina learns about empathy.
Yeah, I’ve got a few more in me, I reckon. So here’s some randomly selected other games that have been previously covered here on MoeGamer that you might find interesting:
Bikini model bitten by radioactive alien crab causes widespread chaos.
Right-wing demon attempts to take back his homeland.
Come for the porn, stay for the creativity, then come for the porn again.
You will never get the true ending.
Don’t do it to yourself.
A nice, heartwarming story about a mentally handicapped man making a new friend.
Sometimes all it takes to understand your sexuality is a supernatural encounter.
Touch fuzzy, get dizzy.
Still the best perverted puzzle game out there.
Worth playing just for that bit in level two where you blast into space.
If only international politics were like this, I might take more of an interest.
Yorkshire lass craves meat.
Young boy refuses kiss from topless maiden in favour of cold, hard cash.
It’s Ace Attorney, but with doctors.
No nice boats here.
If you ever wanted to see your favourite web browser’s boobs, now’s your chance.
All right, I think that oughta do it, since that’s considerably more than “at least five”. I hope this post has intrigued you enough to check out some of these games — and don’t forget, you can always see a full index of everything we’ve explored here on MoeGamer over on the All Games page, or in the right sidebar.
Have a lovely weekend, and I’ll be back with more fun and games next week.
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