Let me tell you a couple of things about myself — the me that exists as of 23:35, July 27, 2023.

Firstly, I have a brain that, when presented with a sufficient number of options to freely choose between, refuses to make any sort of decision whatsoever and simply shuts down, melting into an unproductive goop and causing me to stare at a wall for a good half hour at least before finally being able to achieve anything.

This situation, which is not uncommon, is colloquially referred to as “analysis paralysis”.